delightfully-y0urs
NO IM FINE SAFlol its always awkward when we hang out and kanye wears the same outfit as me.
MIKE
WHY
U NEED HELP
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
aw but this is so cute omg!
(Source: higgitusfiggitus, via ivanerzz)
“Taylor Swift is the only woman in music history to release three #1 albums in a row, each selling more than five million copies, a milestone achieved only by the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Michael Jackson. She has written every song on all of her albums and has world-wide record sales of more than 22 million albums and 50 million song downloads. She won six Grammy Awards and is the youngest winner in the history of the Grammy Award for Album of the Year.”
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(via ivanerzz)
The difference between bees and wasps.
| Bee: | Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you. |
| Wasp: | Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck. |
I;m GOinG TO Cry
L E T I T B E G I N
the true hunger games
(Source: electricgardens, via jaunepoi)
This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.
(via whudduplex)
